Wednesday, January 18, 2006
::: LAME jokes:::
HI guys, here is ur resident lamer, and i decide to gives a few lame joke so as to keep u all entertain when u r bored, so pls check the blogs often more new lame jokes.
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1) A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup" (catch up)
2) 3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replys the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".
3) Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
ans: Because he/she had no guts!
zy at 9:31:00 PM
